Appealing Short Phrases

From my collection. Part 1

First we have the phrase, followed by the number of syllables. For the most part, I found these phrases and did not create them

Ministry of Chicken 6

3/4s of Queer Portland 7

Greasy Wing Dragger Junior 7

Shakira Flabbergasted 7

Antique Attention 5

Frenchie attention 5

Caramel Complications 7

Uncountable Nouns 5

Darling Pet Monkey 5

Wet Apple Goblin 5

Drive-through ceviche 5

“…the red-light sleaze of brown-bagged circulars.” 10 (or 11 depending on how you pronounce “bagged”)

(The) Toast of Topeka (6) 5

A saucy foxtrot 5

An Orange and Cinnamon Stanley 8

Atonal Lagoon 5

cowardly opportunism 8

Deep Bikini 4

Dick Cheerleader 4

Hot clarinet 4

Pigpen Fences 4

Burlap Babysitter 6

Ballpark Sushi 4

Eliminator Bubbletron 8

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